Albertson’s, Ralph’s, Vons, and those So Cal knockoffs Jons and Rons (located across from the Thomy Burger and Tommeey Burgers, respectively?) — which will be the first to include a poetry section? Will we be able to buy freshly-made baguette-shaped pantoums? Will the haiku come in economy sizes? How many flavors of canned cinquains will be available?
FYI — After killing the radio star, it was video that killed the pork chops.